I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Dear i,
You're cool, but I dont like you. Sorry.
Dear t,
Honestly if you have something to say, say it? What the fuck
Dear f,
Fuck the moon, where are we going?
dear j
holy shit
thank you for sticking with me through this
you're a great boyfriend, and i couldn't ask for more
thank you for waiting and seeking the right time
thank you for helping me with this
thank you for understanding me and loving me
i appreciate it, you're all i got baby
couldn't be more blessed tbh,
i feel like we're gonna last, ♡
i love it when we play our ukuleles together
i love it when you hold my hand and hug from behind
i love it when you send me songs that make me get bubbly
i love you♡
Dear B / Jakepaulfan12903x
"When I do, I will #DABONDATBOI"
Honestly you're a great person and i'd love to get closer with you, even though you'll spam me with Jake Paul lyrics ugh ?, somebody needs to go take you to see him soon so you can stop! (Hinting at you S) no but really love you and not to mention your relationship is otp
Dear _, (irl)
I got your text message, and I'm too scared to reply back. My hands are shaking so badly. Just when I was starting to feel better all hell breaks loose.
dear ,
sorry for hating u
its probably just the meds and now that im stable and not angry every fucking second
im still gonna remind u i know all your secrets. lol
but for now everythings ok .
idrc .
too bad your girl has to go through this though
what a shame it will be when the truth is revealed .
Dear D,
Thanks for being the best mother ever and (best MOTHER best friend ever) we're getting there I hope, it's been easier talking to you now INSTEAD OF YOU IGNORING ME MOSTLY, but you're a really great friend and you're so gorgeous and cute and wouldn't trade you for the world, LOVE YOU!!
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