Dear J,
Don't get mad at me for being there for her. I've been here a lot longer than you have, and you only show up when she's on top. The only reason you're here now is to be on top. Even she knows that, but she's too much of an angel to ever tell you to back off. And now that I am back, you suddenly hate me. I don't get it. Honey, I didn't take your place, don't be a sore loser. I simply reunited with her. Am I not aloud to do that? Am I ruining your little world where everything and everyone revolves around you? I'm trying my best to be nice to you, but when you start shit with me, don't expect me to just stand by. I defended her when she needed it. You can't hate me for that, darling. The only reason you hate me is because you think I'm taking your spot. I may come off as rude, but that's not my intention. It's just the way I am. But just know that I will go through hell for that girl, and I can do it all with a smile on my face. I won't let you hurt her again, and I won't let you tear everything she has come to know and love apart again. I can be as sweet as an angel to you, or I can be the fucking devil. Which way is it gonna be? It's all up to you, J. Just be careful, and know that I will not be treated like shit again. I'm here for her no matter what- whether you like it or not.
Dear A,
You made my night; thanks doofus. Now you're going to stay up all night with me while I eat cough drops because they taste like candy.