dear _,
whatever you did didn’t make my butter my egg rolls so what the fuck is up Kyle and don’t even mess with me because I have the power of god and anime on my side and I just want a waffle and miss keisha is fuckin dead so stop making me almost drop my croissant bc I’m a bad bitch and you can’t kill me and I have a basketball game tomorrow I’m point guard and who’s your daddy bc jay look I gotta mouse and I don’t want your fuckin chicken strips and stop wanting to be a cow boy bc country boy doesn’t love you