Write a letter you can't send

Daichi

Retired EN Staff
dear _,
I thought you were better than to do that but apparently not
'Nother fake friend, not surprised at fucking all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dear _, _, & _,
i love you three let's be closer friends
 

Cryaotic

¡Ándale! ¡Ándale!
Dear x,
You look like a death note character
 

Mcpatrick

MAH CHEESE!
dear ,
you fucked up everything. now you got my friend crying over your stupid mistake. oh let's hope you don't go back to _ again!!!!! i actually thought you changed but nah. still a person who loves breaking other people's feelings and exposing their private info to your friends who don't even know her!!!! way to go dude.
 

Greentea

Well-Known Mouse
dear_,
stfu already i got it?? damn
like sorry i got pissed when _ was talking to my friend like that?
i care a whole lot for my friends jfc deal with it
 

Corpse_husband

MAH CHEESE!
dear _,
dude I can't believe that
this really means a lot to our friendship
we've been friends what, about two, three years?
You are my best friend no matter how many fights we get into
You're my world fam
thanks for naming your cat after me
 

Jocieo

Shaman
Dear C
I like how you've outgrown your MLP stage, and you're turning into one of us.
Even though i liked you the way you were, this is a better you.
 

Lightest

Mouse
Since I'm so dedicated to my fake ass friends, I'd like to discretely write a letter to them. A very long letter.

Dear S,
Quit telling me I made A quit. Like grow up. She came crawling back into the game, ok. She told people to kill themselves and yet she talks about suicide herself? Like she WANTS the attention. Well, unfortunately, so did the other person. And if I did give A her fullest attention, then I believe that person bragging about suicide should get your fullest attention too. And I can't defend someone when you and A told her to fuck off and die? Like seriously? I can't speak my opinion? What are you, my mother?

Quit giving me fake bullshit, like oh how you don't hate me when all of you (both of you) are backstabbing me. If you don't like me, say it. Stop bullshitting your way through my life. Much appreciated.

Also, I am not an applicant, nor a helper or a mod. I'm beyond grateful that you called me those things. Shows how much better my grammar and writing is in comparison to yours. Thanks.

Lastly, let me make this clear: I did not want to start the argument much farther. YOU GUYS dragged it on. So blame yourself instead of me, ok? Bullshit. Also don't give me those hormones and I'm a female I PMS bullshit. You guys make jack sense defending your reasoning like that.

Dear A,
Quit dragging people into this shit. You fucking told people your side of the story and what? You literally told people to follow you and you fucking encouraged suicide. Like fuck off. You talk about me making you die when all I did was prevent suicide. Do you know how dumb you sound? Bullshit.

You know what, KEEP YOUR DAMN JEALOUSY TO YOURSELF and IF YOU HATE ME, THEN STOP ACTING SO FAKE AROUND ME. Quit giving me the "I just want to make new friends" bs. I don't need fake ass people like you in my life. Also, I have problems in my life. You don't see me throwing my anger in someone else's face.

Oh and believe it or not, I have read your shit on page what? 50 something. So nice of you. And you want to call me your friend? Quit acting fake, bitch. Get the fuck out of my life.

Talk about me not understanding you because my zodiac sign is a Taurus and yours a Cancer. You make jack sense right now. Might want to recheck your damn astronomy because let me tell you, zodiac signs have nothing to do with this. Lack of intelligence and trying to outsmart me. Go ahead, be my guest. Once you take as many AP and Honors and college courses as I did, then you can talk to me like you own a PhD. We all know you don't, and with you acting this way, you fucking won't. And going into the #1 high school in your fucking city means jack shit. At least I'm smarter than you by tenfolds when I was a freshmen. At least my regents grade are tenfolds better than yours. At least I'm the top of my class and I excel in extracurricular, unlike you. Full of bullshit.

I gave you a second chance before, when I was on my old account, C. You fucked up. Don't give me any more bull shit please. Thank you.

And to both of you,
I want real friends, not fake friends. Thanks for totally being there with me when I needed you guys.
 
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Iamnoobyyy

Little Mouse
Dear L,

I totally agree with you.
Like 2 sides of the story is ALWAYS better than 1. Like b*llsh*t.

Dear J (whoever you are),

I am a stranger butting in on the problem on hand but....

Like who cares if you're their "favorite friend" or "BFF" or something, standing on your friend's side who's being a b*tch (if they are one) is not helping anyone, it's just harming yourself. You're just preventing yourself from seeing reality and it's making you even more blind. Maybe one day the reality would just be a fake reality to you and you'll just lose yourself slowly. Although I may not know who you are, please instead of seeing one side of the story, F*CKING TRY JUST TRY TO SEE OTHERS FOR THE WAY THEY ARE. CAUSE NOT LOOKING AT THEIR POINT-OF-VIEW IS JUST YOU TRYING TO ISOLATE THEM AND YOU TRYING TO MAKE THEIR PERSPECTIVE DISAPPEAR.

Right now, I know you are trying to defend your friend because you feel that their perspective alone of the situation is "LIGHT" or "GOD" to you, and you know every feeling and thought going around in the situation, well you don't. Please don't defend someone by just having one perspective. Instead, have two different perspectives and try to calm both people. (P.S. I'm not trying to say you shouldn't be a lawyer when you grow up or something)

And for a reminder, making an enemy is just losing an ally.
 

Jocieo

Shaman
dear c, irl
i just want to let you know that if i could i would drive to your house and help u with your broken wrists
ilysm and i want to help.
when i heard the news i just wanted to teleport to you and hug you to death and carry you back into your bed and help u
i hope you're doing okay baby
i miss you and im so worried about you
i am crying just not being able to say "its going to be okay"
 

Unno

Well-Known Mouse
Dear J, (irl)
Ilys, even if you ignore me sometimes. You call me weird, a freak, a b!tch, etc. I've told you over and over again that _ and I aren't a thing. He's just clingy and I can't tell him to back off, because I don't want to hurt his feelings. I only love you, even if _ hits on me and follows me around. I haven't texted _ all summer because I was usually texting and calling you. Ily <3
 

Greentea

Well-Known Mouse
dear_,
sorry i couldnt be there on friday, trust me i really wanted to be there.
hope you could forgive me,, i'd die to see you rn.
 
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