What would the person who named Walkie Talkies have named other items?

Visitor

Well-Known Mouse
title is self explanatory
try to be original, this is an original thread after all, haha..
example;
Person; Microwaves - heatie eaties!
Manchild2; Pregnancy test - maybe baby ;)
 

Aesthetic

MAH CHEESE!
Me: I would've named a telephone a "call-a-friend-a-Tron"
 

Kysa

Cheese Artist
Stapler- "Paper-Packet-Maker"
Toaster- "Bread-baker"
Trashcan- "Crap-storage-machine"
 

Aesthetic

MAH CHEESE!
Cinemas - "Get-up-and-watch-a-movie-ator"

idk
 

Apriicot

Shaman
shoes - walker-plopers
 

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MAH CHEESE!
The Stingray
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*drumroll*
The majestic sea flap flap
 
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