Grab a big bag fill it full of Wal-Mart's disgusting meat and go down the most populated area of Walmart and sit down right in the middle of the group of people surround yourself it with the meat and say "I am the master of meat all shall bow down to me!"
Totally not based on a true story nahhhhhhhhhh @Snappysanity
Pour olive oil or vegetable oil across the ground and belly slide into a crate of water melons, then, while clucking your tongue, stick your feet in the melons and run and jump into the stack of bananas... while staring at the employees with wide eyes, sit like an eagle and pretend your laying an egg...
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