i tell him that if he does not stop stalking me within the span of 5 seconds, my gang members will pop out of the bushes, ready their gun and ammo, point it straight at his head, and my harem of anime guys will be protecting me right then and there. as my anime guys protect me, they will spout out wise words like "You are a fool if you think you could ever hurt our master." and "Prepare to be banished from this universe, Human."
and so, afterwards, the guy pisses his pants and begs for mercy. however, it doesn't end there. the guy brings out his own forms of weapons, which is a playboy magazine and some tissues in the shape of a gun. it turns out to be a tough battle, but at the end of the day, we won and the guy backed off.