Kill That Ant!

Jakon

Pingless
the ant can fly and flies away
I pray to god and he kills the ant.
 

Rindou

Cheesus
however, you missed and hit the ground itself and the ant ran away in time.
but then, i flush the ant down the toilet.
 
The ant can breathe underwater.
I decapitate the ant with a spoon.
 

Simonaut

Mouse
The ant is secretly FrankANTstein, so it survives snorts
I poison the ant with bug-spray
 

Chemicals

Retired EN Staff
It has become immune to any type of spray

I squish the ant between my thumb and finger
 

Jiho

Little Mouse
The ant was your imagination, and you burnt your hand with acid.
I smashed the ant with a book.
 

Chemicals

Retired EN Staff
The ant has a very squishy body.

I beat the ant up with cats.
 

+basic

Active Mouse
the ant has some voodoo magic going on so it survives

i put the ant in a whales mouth.
 

Spaced

MAH CHEESE!
luckily it was just a toy whale

I give the ant a hideous makeover and show it’s disappointed mother what it has become, forcing the mother to kick our ant into the streets of New York City with nothing but a burlap sack full of seeds
 

Chemicals

Retired EN Staff
but an extremely generous and selfless man takes the ant in and cares for it

the ant can't swim and decides to jump off a cliff
 

Spaced

MAH CHEESE!
the cliff doesn’t have water under it anyway, it has marshmallows!

the ant starts to doubt its self worth and begins a slow but steady downward spiral of depression, nurtured by bad decisions and cutting out the good people from its life...
 
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