Flirt with the PERSON above you

Fat

Little Mouse
Your body is 75% water, and im thirsty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 

Fat

Little Mouse
on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and im the 1 you need
 

Yashiroisana

Little Mouse
do you know what its like to kiss a rabbit between the ear? * puLLs oUt pOckEts * do you wanna find out?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 

Fat

Little Mouse
your booti is bigger than my future
 

Fat

Little Mouse
you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop rn
 

Fat

Little Mouse
do you have a mirror in your pocket? because i see me in your pants
 

Fat

Little Mouse
is your dad a terrorist, because you're the bomb
(I advise you to never use this)
 

Enque

Active Mouse
Pardon. Do you know if there is an airport nearby? You realize that my heart is about to take off.
 

Fat

Little Mouse
are you my appendix? because i have a feeling in my stomach that i should take you out
 
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