Flirt with the PERSON above you

Apriicot

Shaman
Would you like to dance with the Big Bad Wolf? No? That's fine, the other little pigs said no too!

I feel bad for the poor guy who uses this pick up line
don't use this line ever
just dont
 

Zwhet

Active Mouse
You're so hot that there's an issue called global warming now.
 

Fat

Little Mouse
if i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together
 

Riceballs

Little Mouse
hey Fat, you know who is the beautiful person?
read the third word of the first sentence
 

Fat

Little Mouse
roses are red,
violets are blue,
give me your number
after i poo
<3
 

Riceballs

Little Mouse
(wheezing)
you look beautiful as a cute cat.
ily <3
 

Fat

Little Mouse
beau·ti·ful
/ˈbyo͞odəfəl/
adjective
1. You
 

Riceballs

Little Mouse
<3
though you username is fat, you look beautiful still.
 

Fat

Little Mouse
HEyyy DId yoU siT ON A pILe oF SugAR? caUSE YoU GOTTa PreTTY swEEt BooTi
 

Fat

Little Mouse
heY, YOu gOT SOmeTHing On YOuR Booti - MY E Y E S
 

Fat

Little Mouse
My doctor said I needed some vitamin U, can i have some?
 
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