There was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile
Who found a crooked sixpence
Along a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat
Who caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together
in a crooked little house
He met a crooked woman
And he found a crooked preach
They had a crooked marriage
On a little crooked beach
They had some crooked children
And they lived a crooked life
The crooked man, the cat, the mouse, the children and the wife
They were happy
For a number of crookedly long years
Lived a life of crooked happiness
No worries and no fears
Until one day
The crooked wife upset the crooked man
He yelled a crooked yell
Then hit her and ran
The crooked man came again at the stroke of twelve
That was when their crooked life became a living hell
There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile
And when he killed his wife and kids
He wore a crooked smile

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