I'm half-tempted to type, "Yo", but that's not up my alley, and yet, what is the alternative form of greeting? This perturbs me to an extent.
Maybe, "Ello!", but does that convey a form of which I am not intending? Perhaps a, "Sup", but, no, that would never suffice. A "Sup" is such a casual term, and I am not certain whether or not I am, indeed, intending for casualties. Well, I- I am not certain, but perhaps, "Salutations"? No! That would not suffice as well! For, "Salutations" is such an abh
(next month bc i need to get myself together) how does THAT sound ...