Ice_smasher August 14, 2017 Satan: What are you doing here? Me: I got lost on my way to the kitchen Satan: You're in hell Me: I am not a very smart man
Satan: What are you doing here? Me: I got lost on my way to the kitchen Satan: You're in hell Me: I am not a very smart man
Ice_smasher August 13, 2017 Person: who's your favourite anime character? Me: Genji from overwatch Person: *walks away*
Ice_smasher August 7, 2017 Teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up? Me: an executioner Teacher: why? Me: because I get paid to kill people Teacher: *calls an insane asylum* Me: *runs away* I ain't going back!
Teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up? Me: an executioner Teacher: why? Me: because I get paid to kill people Teacher: *calls an insane asylum* Me: *runs away* I ain't going back!
Ice_smasher August 5, 2017 If I got one € for every night I woke up at around 3 AM I'd have at least €100 I have a problem
Ice_smasher July 28, 2017 F.E.A.R. has two meanings- Forget Everything And Run OR Face Everything And Rise The choice is yours.
F.E.A.R. has two meanings- Forget Everything And Run OR Face Everything And Rise The choice is yours.
Ice_smasher July 28, 2017 Having anxiety is the most silently painful experience. It makes no sense and you sit there alone and suffer for an unknown reason
Having anxiety is the most silently painful experience. It makes no sense and you sit there alone and suffer for an unknown reason
Ice_smasher July 26, 2017 is it bad that I hid behind a wall when I heard someone talking? at least that person is my friend and likes my jokes to me that's a socializing win
is it bad that I hid behind a wall when I heard someone talking? at least that person is my friend and likes my jokes to me that's a socializing win
Ice_smasher July 25, 2017 Me as a grandfather child: Grandpa tell me about the past! me: Well Sonny when I was your age I was..........................your age child: *gasp*
Me as a grandfather child: Grandpa tell me about the past! me: Well Sonny when I was your age I was..........................your age child: *gasp*
RIP