What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging!
Cafe is dumb, empty, and being gay right now. I cannot believe how boring cafe is being! I miss my friends, some reason they aren't being active and.. I'm worried! I hope they are doing alright. I'm also NOT gay and NOT icey.
I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country