throw me and my edgy and emoness off a cliff into a sharks mouth and have the shark be thrown into a pit of lava and have to pit of lava make bubbles and let it rise and then pop when it touches the sun with the shark in it and then have it fall on a barbecue and have the person barbecuing throw the shark into the water but then the water was like “ew more sharks” so it decided to leave its home and move to my house where I live alone and flood my whole house and they have the shark wake up through all of that and then have him do his homework and finally kill himself